Kaido "Raisum" Reemann( born in 15 November 1993) is the Google Expert & Technical Advisor of Humble Gaming
What the fuck did you just fucking want to know about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Software and Database Management, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids in Ireland and Germany, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in design warfare and I’m the top Googler in the entire Humble Gaming. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you and your hard drive the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Internet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
If you want to see the real history, then you can see it here: Raisum history