Teddy - Revision history

Teddy at 21:40, 24 July 2014

2014-07-24T21:40:54Z

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	* Converted carrots into pretzels		* Converted carrots into pretzels
	* Parted the Mediterranean sea because he doesn't like fish very much		* Parted the Mediterranean sea because he doesn't like fish very much
	* Made it rain frogs in France* Farted and burped simultaneously		* Made it rain frogs in France
			* Farted and burped simultaneously

	People came from far and wide to just lay their eyes upon the beautiful face of the child capable of performing such acts. This attention continued through schooling, great things were expected of him.		People came from far and wide to just lay their eyes upon the beautiful face of the child capable of performing such acts. This attention continued through schooling, great things were expected of him.

Teddy at 16:53, 28 June 2014

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	This song epitomises the feelings felt by Teddy when [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] came to his rescue. He was a gentle kind soul who looked past Teddys flaws of being shit at all games and still played with him anyway. They played Normal Dota 2 matches together slowly working up to the point where Mentor [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] felt Teddy was ready for ranked.		This song epitomises the feelings felt by Teddy when [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] came to his rescue. He was a gentle kind soul who looked past Teddys flaws of being shit at all games and still played with him anyway. They played Normal Dota 2 matches together slowly working up to the point where Mentor [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] felt Teddy was ready for ranked.

	His first ranked game was a disaster, the fears of [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Creepymoto Creepymoto] confirmed and the hopes of [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] crushed. He ~~continuted~~ playing ranked, completing his calibration games to get his MMR. The news was expected, the game confirmed he was shit. The news of Teddy being in potato league surprised no one. With almost 400 hours now sunk into the game he remains in potato league and has given up on improving and instead just wants to have fun and troll.		His first ranked game was a disaster, the fears of [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Creepymoto Creepymoto] confirmed and the hopes of [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] crushed. He continued playing ranked, completing his calibration games to get his MMR. The news was expected, the game confirmed he was shit. The news of Teddy being in potato league surprised no one. With almost 400 hours now sunk into the game he remains in potato league and has given up on improving and instead just wants to have fun and troll.

	== Nowadays ==		== Nowadays ==
	He mainly eats and sleeps (raves repeats), but still has time for gaming. In between the sandwiches prepared by his lovely mother and making love with his bed, Teddy still is active playing Dota 2 and Civ V but also casual games such as Garry's Mod.		He mainly eats and sleeps (raves repeats), but still has time for gaming. In between the sandwiches prepared by his lovely mother and making love with his bed, Teddy still is active playing Dota 2 and Civ V but also casual games such as Garry's Mod.

Teddy at 16:50, 28 June 2014

2014-06-28T16:50:20Z

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	\|born = [http://www.nndb.com/lists/131/000106810/ 1st of September 1995]		\|born = [http://www.nndb.com/lists/131/000106810/ 1st of September 1995]
	\|gender = Undefined		\|gender = Undefined
	\|status = Hungry		\|status = Hungry for [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/AlmostDave Adam]
	\|rank = Voodoo Witch Doctor		\|rank = Voodoo Witch Doctor
	}}		}}
	== The early life of an angel ==		== The early life of an angel ==
	Teddy was not born, but was molded from the tears of each and every of the 266 Popes. This explains why he is the most just and fair of all in the Humble Gaming Community. Though a [http://humblegaming.eu/w/images/1/11/Oops.PNG controversial and ~~<big><big>~~undeserved~~</big></big>~~ VAC ban] seems to suggest otherwise; he really is the perfect gamer.		Teddy was not born, but was molded from the tears of each and every of the 266 Popes. This explains why he is the most just and fair of all in the Humble Gaming Community. Though a [http://humblegaming.eu/w/images/1/11/Oops.PNG controversial and undeserved VAC ban] seems to suggest otherwise; he really is the perfect gamer.

	In the years following his birth he accomplished many miracles:		In the years following his birth he accomplished many miracles:
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	This song epitomises the feelings felt by Teddy when [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] came to his rescue. He was a gentle kind soul who looked past Teddys flaws of being shit at all games and still played with him anyway. They played Normal Dota 2 matches together slowly working up to the point where Mentor [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] felt Teddy was ready for ranked.		This song epitomises the feelings felt by Teddy when [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] came to his rescue. He was a gentle kind soul who looked past Teddys flaws of being shit at all games and still played with him anyway. They played Normal Dota 2 matches together slowly working up to the point where Mentor [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] felt Teddy was ready for ranked.

	His first ranked game was a disaster, the fears of [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Creepymoto Creepymoto] confirmed and the hopes of [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] crushed. He continuted playing ranked, completing his calibration games to get his MMR. The news was expected, the game confirmed he was shit. The news of Teddy being in potato league surprised no one. With almost 400 hours now sunk into the game he remains in potato league and has given up on improving and instead just wants to have fun.		His first ranked game was a disaster, the fears of [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Creepymoto Creepymoto] confirmed and the hopes of [http://humblegaming.eu/wiki/Vision Vision] crushed. He continuted playing ranked, completing his calibration games to get his MMR. The news was expected, the game confirmed he was shit. The news of Teddy being in potato league surprised no one. With almost 400 hours now sunk into the game he remains in potato league and has given up on improving and instead just wants to have fun and troll.

			== Nowadays ==
			He mainly eats and sleeps (raves repeats), but still has time for gaming. In between the sandwiches prepared by his lovely mother and making love with his bed, Teddy still is active playing Dota 2 and Civ V but also casual games such as Garry's Mod.

Teddy at 16:44, 28 June 2014

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 |residence           = Macclesfield
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 |gender              = Undefined
 |status              = Hungry
-|rank                = Sergeant Major
+|rank                = Voodoo Witch Doctor
 }}
-<big><big>The life of a monster</big></big>
+== The early life of an angel ==
-Teddy was not born, he was molded from the tears of each and every of the 266 Popes. This explains why he is the most just and fair of all in the Humble Gaming Community.
+In the years following his birth he accomplished many miracles:

Teddy at 15:43, 28 June 2014

2014-06-28T15:43:09Z

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	<big><big>The life of a monster</big></big>		<big><big>The life of a monster</big></big>

	Teddy was not born, he was molded from the tears of each and every of the 266 Popes. This explains why he is the most just and fair of all in the Humble Gaming Community.		Teddy was not born, he was molded from the tears of each and every of the 266 Popes. This explains why he is the most just and fair of all in the Humble Gaming Community.

Teddy at 15:42, 28 June 2014

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	\|fullname = Lord Teddington III, of House Stark		\|fullname = Lord Teddington III, of House Stark

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2014-06-28T15:42:12Z

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|image = [[File:71175984_martingarixx.jpg]]
|fullname = Lord Teddington III, of House Stark
|residence = Macclesfield
|born = [http://www.nndb.com/lists/131/000106810/ 1st of September 1995]
|gender = Undefined
|status = Hungry
|rank = Sergeant Major
}}
<big><big>The life of a monster</big></big>
Teddy was not born, he was molded from the tears of each and every of the 266 Popes. This explains why he is the most just and fair of all in the Humble Gaming Community.